normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I think i got beer on your cat.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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