I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Randomize