I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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