rhymes with "ouble enetration"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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