My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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