she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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