That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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