You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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