we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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