these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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