so that wasnt chicken after all
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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