the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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