Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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