We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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