Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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