Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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