I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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