I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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