as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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