so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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We left an ass print on the piano.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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