I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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