Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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