He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I checked into jail on foursquare
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We had sex on a dog bed..
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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