ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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