Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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