i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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