some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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