It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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