Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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