fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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