Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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