Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
is wine microwaveable?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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