I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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