So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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