how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Rumble strips road head = magical
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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