C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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