Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
