OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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