I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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