found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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