yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
