I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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