she looked like the bat from fern gully.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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