wat bout pragnant strippers??
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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