Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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