he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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