If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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