I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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