Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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