pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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