Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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