come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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