Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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