Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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