problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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