69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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